when i get a new obsession i consider it my civic duty to drag as many people down with me as i possibly can
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I want a relationship where everyone is like “damn, they’re still together?
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One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
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is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??
clitoris prohibitus
Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter
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3yo: “Pink is a girl’s color!”Me: “Actually, gender specific color preferences are a social construct that vary greatly between cultures.”
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