refrigerhate:

if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

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leepacey:

when i get a new obsession i consider it my civic duty to drag as many people down with me as i possibly can

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I want a relationship where everyone is like “damn, they’re still together? (via shanti-lovee)

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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divergentgrace:

fenixed:

harrystylesus:

is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??

clitoris prohibitus

Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “Pink is a girl’s color!”
Me: “Actually, gender specific color preferences are a social construct that vary greatly between cultures.”

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